Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went looking.

Yo Mama's so dumb when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.

Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes.

Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions.

Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again.

Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.

Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet bowl.

Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower.